DEAR LIBBY ©

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Mobility

Hi e ry bey
Okay I'm using my DewclawS to type this on
Mrs Stillmans IPhone
It is not easy cause I do not no what A dew claw is
Mrs s is buying me a new iMac soon
Then I will wireleSsly transmit my dog thoughts to outer space

And to u
I have been helping mrs s unpack she has a lot of reeeeel junk!!
We boight so
E spiffy. Stuf for doggies but we don't. No attt's ADDRESS DO U
?
need to nap now. And watch tv
Will send new house pics soon

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Todays Letters

February 15, 2011 1:13 PM  
IMG said
Dear Libby,
I was rescued from a puppy mill just a few days ago. I am scared of these humans. Can I trust them?
Dear Rescued Puppy,
If the humans are hugging u then u can trust them.
If they are auctioning u, then u cannot.
if they are caging u bite them
.....many times
Love Libby






Anonymous said...
Dear Libby,
I am in awe of you. Did you have to go to a special school to learn how to type with those paws? Do you ever make public appearances?
Hello Anonymous,
Funny U should ask. I have put in a requisition for a much larger keyboard.  I am a 2 paw typer and it is difficult sometimes. My feet are all puffed up from being on wire for so long, so I have requested a padded paw keyboard.  What does pubic appearance mean?



DEAR LIBBY


Well Libby, my name is Tyson & I am scared of this weather!! It is blowing so bad I am too afraid to go out!!! I am afraid it will get me. Joanne is having a bad day!!! I am noted because I will not walk in this wind!! I am busy chewing anything up I can get my sharp teeth into, especially the stupid rugs she has everywhere to protect the carpet from little me!!! It is going to be a long day for her!!!

Dear Tyson,
And for you!  Isn't it terrible! Do you just sit down like I do?  And shake? I feel sorry for your mom too. Mine is out of her tail with this weather!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Poop and Jumps

Dear Libby: I am concerned about my dog. She will not take a treat from me but she will take them from strangers.
I pick up her dog poop with a paper towel instead of a plastic bag. Is this the problem? 
Confused Human, PA

That is strange, because I and most of my friends love dog poop, especially our own.  Maybe it is the treat, or perhaps you need to put more dog poop on your hands. 
Good Luck!
 Love, Libby


Dear Libby:  I jump UP on people cause I’m so happy to see them. Why don’t they understand this?         
Frustrated, MA

Well first of all, you have to understand that people are not too bright. They don’t understand basic doguage. 
In fact, I did the same thing!  Then my mom wouldn’t pet me until I had my front paws on the ground. She didn’t give me a lick of attention till I did. I must admit I have been jumping less*.
Love, Libby